Mom has a new habit. She will pounce on me while I am peacefully snoozing, and bury her face in my fur, and mutter all kinds of nonsense like, "Oh, my widdle Freddie Weddie, my precious widdle lovie bunny!" and cover me with all kinds of syrupy kisses. It's embarrassing, I tell you. No dignity. Kenzie escapes most of the carnage because she stays safely under the bed, and Mom doesn't fit under there. But I prefer to relax in the open air, and that's when Mom pounces!
You may have been wondering where I've been for the last three or four, or five, months (flashes accusing glare at Mom). It's all her fault. She has been obsessed with her silly schoolwork and hasn't left me any computer time whatsoever. I have been stewing in my own creative juices since...well, my last blog entry was OCTOBER. So that will tell you something about Mom and her ability to SHARE the computer.
So between dodging Mom's
attacks attention, and fighting with her for access to the keyboard, I haven't gotten a lot of writing done. She promises to make it up to me. So stay tuned, and if you can think of any helpful hints for me to make myself less irresistible (tough job, I know), pass them along. AACCKK!! Here she comes again.....!!
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